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A creation myth
There is a small village somewhere, somewhen. One of those simple villages that have been around since long before the big cities and will still be around long after the cities and their gleaming...
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The sun has got his hat on?
The sun has got his hat on. Now that’s a fucking stupid idea, What would the sun need a hat for? To avoid sunstroke? Or in case it rained? Who let the cat out of the bag? Well who bloody put it there?...
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A cautionary tale
so anyway, i had unprotected sex with this prostitute the other week, and a few days later my cock turns purple. naturally, i go see my doctor and she tells me that it will have to be amputated. now,...
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Beer mat
It was a dodgy kinda pub, you know the sort, dark and seedy, old men nursing their half pints so as to make them last the whole evening, or topping up their glasses from cans in a bag under the table,...
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Relativity
In 1920 Albert Einstein undertook a lengthy lecture tour of the United States to explain his new theory of relativity. The tour was so long that, towards the end, his driver mentioned that he had heard...
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Time travel
I have been away from the blogosphere, working on a design for a rudimentary time machine. I now have basic prototype but I won’t know if it works until yesterday.
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Love is
Love is like a butterfly, A winged, furry insect of the order Lepidoptera. Oh, no, that’s a moth. A moth is like a butterfly
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Lioness
She is like a starving lioness, craving the kill, desperate for the taste of blood, the sensation of tearing flesh and the sweet stench of terror from her prey. She needs to feed. She longs to devour...
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Is it still a haiku if it rhymes?
who needs poetry when all it takes is just three little words from me
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